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The Case of the Rapidly Diminishing Hedge Apples

Man, I love Osage Oranges (Hedge Apples, Bodock, yadda yadda) the fruit of the Maclura pomifera tree. Visually interesting, great smelling and fun to chuck around the yard, I can’t get enough of them and neither can someone else. I just wish I could figure out who…

I found myself making odd piles of them, decorating with them and using them as car air fresheners. I had more than I could shake a stick at (literally!). I filled a tiny wagon with them and used them as Christmas display, until I noticed them disappearing, one by one.

Who could it be? Whoever it was, they were dumb enough to run off with some superballs instead of the prize a few times….

The victims
The scene of the crime
Burglary in progress
Counterfeit goods
An accessory?
Exhibit A
The End

 

Yes. Yes. I know it was squirrels.

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  1. MichelleGervais 01/29/2013

    Interesting..... Got some squirrels with especially fresh breath?

  2. passwords 02/04/2013

    That is the strangest looking squirrel I have ever seen!!!!! Looks more like an alligator, but you live in Connecticut, right????? If it's a decoy, it's not working.......

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